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Q, How’s The Case going Ms Doran?A, Stressful,Making amendments to this Report, is short of me becoming my own Barrister as I fight the Lannister esque Fam in a Game full of Game On in a ‘Make Us A Cup of Tea Mart’ – I’ll finish before I start, Q, Can you name names?A, No…

OMG, I’ve only just clocked,Andy’s old yellow Banger,Is similar to Simon’s re-rocked,The Inbetweener ,

As I reflect upon my time at Time FM,My Age Old Apprenticeship seemed promising then,Interviewing the public, services and celebs alike,Learning to sound bite with fastidious flight,Practising the weather with accented endeavour,Accompanying Reporters to local call outs,Appearing on the Radio with Artist Shout Outs,Even Drumming on the table with ‘I’m not signed to any label’,…

As I reflect upon my time at Time FM,My Age Old Apprenticeship seemed promising then,Interviewing the public, services and celebs alike,Learning to sound bite with fastidious flight,Practising the weather with accented endeavour,Accompanying Reporters to local call outs,Appearing on the Radio with Artist Shout Outs,Even Drumming on the table with ‘I’m not signed to any label’,…

As a power purge causes a sower surge,I realise that pride aside is a metaphorical divide, I felt just as empty when the electric was fixed,As I did when me home comforts were picked to be sick, As I reached out for help, our wires got crossed in insecurities felt,I was honest re da Club…

As a Woman who was brought up by a Man,My experiences at home seemed to differ Man,My Dad had to Step Up to the two Parent Job,Even taking me up to London to scissor me Bob,The local Salons couldn’t cut it, Man,As me mane remained super thick, like me Nan’s,So he tried his absolute best,…

As a Woman who was brought up by a Man,My experiences at home seemed to differ Man,My Dad had to Step Up to the two Parent Job,With the added pressure of the Mason Mob,When Group atagonisation became a daily grind,He used cigarettes and alcohol to slowly unwind,For being different, standing up to da Man,He wasn’t…

‘Kiss Me Princess Kate’ said Lord Maximus Farquaard after receiving Ground Control to Major Tom in an episode with Jerry. He proceeded to down Apple Cider whilst lighting up a Ciggie with Mickey Mouse in da House. “Sit Down” said James as further disruption would cause chaos in Courtroom Corruption, Suggestive Tactics, Group Dynamics,Minnie Mouse…

As Pudsey Bear appears on our Screens,My Dad appears as a Teddy Bear in my Dreams,He often referred to me as Pudsey One,Whilst he took a back seat with his Seat Belt on, As we sit and watch Children In Need,In our matching PJ’S, his Duncan succeeds, Conversing in a Jordie / stroke Indian accent,I’m…

On Planet Police, I’m a Security Guard deceased,On Planet Police, my Contract has ceased,On Planet Police, I’ve been summoned by a Priest,On Planet Police, getting ready to release, Horror Show Sales, As the Brothers re-inhale,Entitled Twats seeking Ownership of Flats,Ganging up on the less corrupt,With Ombudsman, they erroneously erupt,As they survey their next foot soldiers,…